E1 - Single Lesbian Psychos

Aired: June 09, 2009

In the pilot episode, Simone reluctantly lets her best friend Audrey fill out her online dating profile.

E2 - Please ... Please Stop

Aired: June 09, 2009

Simone's first date with Elisa starts off in Pleasantville but quickly veers into AreYouOnCracktown.

E3 - Hammer Toes

Aired: July 26, 2009

Simone bravely agrees to date a musician, with shocking results.

E4 - A League of Her Own

Aired: September 17, 2009

Simone's a bit miffed that everyone thinks her date, Caramel Kiss, is "out of her league".

E5 - Dirty Birds

Aired: November 05, 2009

After her hot night with Caramel Kiss, Simone goes to her audition for The Albatross Appeal and finds that albatrosses aren't the dirtiest birds.