E1 - Dictator Ship

Aired: July 15, 2012

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

E2 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Aired: August 26, 2012

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

E3 - The Crotch Hugger

Aired: September 16, 2012

Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

E4 - Shipphylis

Aired: November 11, 2012

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

E5 - License to Bone

Aired: November 25, 2012

The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

E6 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson

Aired: December 09, 2012

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

E7 - Blade Jogger

Aired: December 30, 2012

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

E8 - Sirens of Tetons

Aired: January 13, 2013

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

E9 - Femalien Fatale

Aired: January 27, 2013

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

E10 - Pride and Predator Juice

Aired: February 10, 2013

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

E11 - She Was a Lady Planet

Aired: February 24, 2013

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

E12 - Herman

Aired: March 10, 2013

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

E13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

Aired: April 11, 2013

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

E14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

Aired: April 25, 2013

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

E15 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

Aired: May 06, 2013

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.