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Late Show with David Letterman - Season 9

Episode List

Will Ferrell, Tom Dreesen
E1 - Will Ferrell, Tom Dreesen

Aired: August 20, 2001

Dave announces that instead of "whatever," from now on he will be saying "wherever"; during a segment called "While We Were Out," the male staff members commemorate a minor design change on the stage by sitting in Dave's chair buck naked; Will Ferrell makes a threating message in song to Barbra Streisand.

Bob Newhart, Maxwell
E2 - Bob Newhart, Maxwell

Aired: August 21, 2001

National Hollerin' Champions, Julia Stiles, Habib Koite & Bamada
E3 - National Hollerin' Champions, Julia Stiles, Habib Koite & Bamada

Aired: August 22, 2001

Brooke Shields, John McEnroe, Joe Henry
E4 - Brooke Shields, John McEnroe, Joe Henry

Aired: August 23, 2001

Eric Kraff, Goran Ivanisevic
E5 - Eric Kraff, Goran Ivanisevic

Aired: August 24, 2001

Connie Chung
E6 - Connie Chung

Aired: August 27, 2001

Dave points out that Tony Mendez is mentioned in this week's "Talk of the Town" column in The New Yorker. Later, Jude Brennan makes her last appearance as the bitchy "Mrs. Letterman."

Jason Biggs, Daniel Tosh, Etta James
E7 - Jason Biggs, Daniel Tosh, Etta James

Aired: August 28, 2001

Charles Grodin, Michael Franti & Spearhead
E8 - Charles Grodin, Michael Franti & Spearhead

Aired: August 29, 2001

Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon
E9 - Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon

Aired: August 30, 2001

Mayor Guiliani interrupts Dave's monologue; Sarah Jessica Parker promotes "Sex & the City."

Helen Fielding, Al Lubel
E10 - Helen Fielding, Al Lubel

Aired: August 31, 2001

Tom Arnold, Brandi Chastain, Ralph Stanley & The Whites
E11 - Tom Arnold, Brandi Chastain, Ralph Stanley & The Whites

Aired: September 03, 2001

David Schwimmer, Bjork
E12 - David Schwimmer, Bjork

Aired: September 04, 2001

Carson Daly, US Marine Corps
E13 - Carson Daly, US Marine Corps

Aired: September 05, 2001

Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris, Jimmy Eat World
E14 - Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris, Jimmy Eat World

Aired: September 06, 2001

Eugene Levy, Rich Hall
E15 - Eugene Levy, Rich Hall

Aired: September 07, 2001

Dan Rather, Regis Philbin
E16 - Dan Rather, Regis Philbin

Aired: September 17, 2001

In the first show following the terrorist destruction of the World Trade Center, Dave welcomes CBS anchorman Dan Rather and Regis Philbin.

Bryant Gumbel, Denis Leary, Tori Amos
E17 - Bryant Gumbel, Denis Leary, Tori Amos

Aired: September 18, 2001

Matthew Broderick, John Miller, Odetta & The Boys Choir of Harlem
E18 - Matthew Broderick, John Miller, Odetta & The Boys Choir of Harlem

Aired: September 19, 2001

Walter Cronkite, Will Ferrell, Jewel
E19 - Walter Cronkite, Will Ferrell, Jewel

Aired: September 20, 2001

Merideth Viera, Stephen Ambrose, Sheryl Crow, Emmylou Harris, and Gillian Welch
E20 - Merideth Viera, Stephen Ambrose, Sheryl Crow, Emmylou Harris, and Gillian Welch

Aired: September 21, 2001

Rudolph Giuliani, Katie Harmon
E21 - Rudolph Giuliani, Katie Harmon

Aired: September 24, 2001

Dave welcomes national hero Rudy Guiliani to the show for the first time since the WTC disaster.

Marcia Gay Harden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Pete Yorn
E22 - Marcia Gay Harden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Pete Yorn

Aired: September 25, 2001

Thomas Von Essen, Ben Stiller, Tenacious D
E23 - Thomas Von Essen, Ben Stiller, Tenacious D

Aired: September 26, 2001

Hillary Clinton, Cast of '42nd Street'
E24 - Hillary Clinton, Cast of '42nd Street'

Aired: September 27, 2001

Jason Alexander, Don Zimmer, Wyclef Jean
E25 - Jason Alexander, Don Zimmer, Wyclef Jean

Aired: September 28, 2001

Elton John, Steve Zahn
E26 - Elton John, Steve Zahn

Aired: October 01, 2001

Kate Beckinsale, Chris Kattan, Sarah Harmer
E27 - Kate Beckinsale, Chris Kattan, Sarah Harmer

Aired: October 02, 2001

John Cusack, Grant Paulsen, Joe Strummer
E28 - John Cusack, Grant Paulsen, Joe Strummer

Aired: October 03, 2001

During "What's the Deal With Old Guys and Enormous Glasses?" Dave wears a 70's-era pair of specs; John Cusack promotes Serendipity.

Owen Wilson, Lisa Ling, Ryan Adams
E29 - Owen Wilson, Lisa Ling, Ryan Adams

Aired: October 04, 2001

Paul composes a song about people that look like Burt Reynolds; Owen Wilson plugs Zoolander.

Joshua Jackson, Tiki Barber, Emo Phillips
E30 - Joshua Jackson, Tiki Barber, Emo Phillips

Aired: October 05, 2001

Alan gives dating tips; Joshua Jackson promotes the upcoming season premiere of "Dawson's Creek;" Emo Philips does a stand-up routine on Dave's show for the first time since 1989.

Farrah Fawcett, Tina Fey, Garbage
E31 - Farrah Fawcett, Tina Fey, Garbage

Aired: October 08, 2001

Tom Cavanagh, Steve Hartman, Leona Naess
E32 - Tom Cavanagh, Steve Hartman, Leona Naess

Aired: October 09, 2001

Nathan Lane, Cokie Roberts
E33 - Nathan Lane, Cokie Roberts

Aired: October 10, 2001

Bruce Willis, Cody Arens, Alicia Keys
E34 - Bruce Willis, Cody Arens, Alicia Keys

Aired: October 11, 2001

Out of the blue, Dave compliments the New York State Police, but Paul smells a rat. Dave claims he wasn't pulled over again. Meanwhile, Bruce Willis plays "drums" with his head and 7-year-old child actor Cody Arens plugs Riding in Cars with Boys.

Rose McGowen, Sarah Vowell, Jim Gaffigan
E35 - Rose McGowen, Sarah Vowell, Jim Gaffigan

Aired: October 12, 2001

Steve Kroft, Bruce McCall, John Mellencamp
E36 - Steve Kroft, Bruce McCall, John Mellencamp

Aired: October 15, 2001

Jack Hannah, Justin Long, Daniel Rodriguez
E37 - Jack Hannah, Justin Long, Daniel Rodriguez

Aired: October 16, 2001

Ethan Hawke, Judith Miller, Quincy Jones
E38 - Ethan Hawke, Judith Miller, Quincy Jones

Aired: October 17, 2001

John McCain, Brittany Murphy, Macy Gray
E39 - John McCain, Brittany Murphy, Macy Gray

Aired: October 18, 2001

Kevin Kline, Richard Holbrooke, Caroline Rhea
E40 - Kevin Kline, Richard Holbrooke, Caroline Rhea

Aired: October 19, 2001

David Hyde Pierce, U2
E41 - David Hyde Pierce, U2

Aired: October 29, 2001

David Spade, Marv Albert, Laurie Anderson
E42 - David Spade, Marv Albert, Laurie Anderson

Aired: October 30, 2001

Kevin Spacey, Amy Sedaris
E43 - Kevin Spacey, Amy Sedaris

Aired: October 31, 2001

Tom Brokaw, Gene Catron
E44 - Tom Brokaw, Gene Catron

Aired: November 01, 2001

John Travolta, Harland Williams
E45 - John Travolta, Harland Williams

Aired: November 02, 2001

Jack Black, Tony Bennett
E46 - Jack Black, Tony Bennett

Aired: November 05, 2001

Billy Crystal, Brittany Spears
E47 - Billy Crystal, Brittany Spears

Aired: November 06, 2001

Marge Helgenberger, Gil de Ferran, Lyle Lovett
E48 - Marge Helgenberger, Gil de Ferran, Lyle Lovett

Aired: November 07, 2001

Stupid Pet Tricks, Vince Vaughn, Faith Evans
E49 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Vince Vaughn, Faith Evans

Aired: November 08, 2001

Richard Dreyfus, Brett Butler
E50 - Richard Dreyfus, Brett Butler

Aired: November 09, 2001

Martin Lawrence, Natalie Merchant
E51 - Martin Lawrence, Natalie Merchant

Aired: November 12, 2001

Barbara Walters, David Radcliffe, Natalie Merchant
E52 - Barbara Walters, David Radcliffe, Natalie Merchant

Aired: November 13, 2001

Harry Connick Jr., Bernie Mac
E53 - Harry Connick Jr., Bernie Mac

Aired: November 14, 2001

Steve Martin, Earl Scruggs
E54 - Steve Martin, Earl Scruggs

Aired: November 15, 2001

Richard Harris, George Carlin
E55 - Richard Harris, George Carlin

Aired: November 16, 2001

Kevin James, Deion Sanders
E56 - Kevin James, Deion Sanders

Aired: November 19, 2001

Julia Roberts, Shelby Lynne
E57 - Julia Roberts, Shelby Lynne

Aired: November 20, 2001

Jenna Elfman, Kid Rock
E58 - Jenna Elfman, Kid Rock

Aired: November 21, 2001

David Sedaris, Five for Fighting
E59 - David Sedaris, Five for Fighting

Aired: November 22, 2001

Ray Romano, Mitch Hedberg
E60 - Ray Romano, Mitch Hedberg

Aired: November 23, 2001

Kelly Ripa, Mort Sahl
E61 - Kelly Ripa, Mort Sahl

Aired: November 26, 2001

George Clooney, Martha Stewart
E62 - George Clooney, Martha Stewart

Aired: November 27, 2001

Noah Wyle, George Miller, Carole King
E63 - Noah Wyle, George Miller, Carole King

Aired: November 28, 2001

Julia Stiles, Jeff Gordon
E64 - Julia Stiles, Jeff Gordon

Aired: November 29, 2001

Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas Friedman
E65 - Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas Friedman

Aired: November 30, 2001

Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Gorman, Kelly Goldsmith
E66 - Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Gorman, Kelly Goldsmith

Aired: December 10, 2001

Mariah Carey, Elijah Wood, Stereophonics
E67 - Mariah Carey, Elijah Wood, Stereophonics

Aired: December 11, 2001

Andy Garcia, Chris Matthews
E68 - Andy Garcia, Chris Matthews

Aired: December 12, 2001

Kid Scientists, Liv Tyler, Cake
E69 - Kid Scientists, Liv Tyler, Cake

Aired: December 13, 2001

Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Regan
E70 - Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Regan

Aired: December 14, 2001

Meg Ryan, Diana Krall
E71 - Meg Ryan, Diana Krall

Aired: December 17, 2001

Kevin Spacey, Jerome Bettis, Jane Monheit
E72 - Kevin Spacey, Jerome Bettis, Jane Monheit

Aired: December 18, 2001

Jamie Foxx, Rhys Ifans, Darlene Love
E73 - Jamie Foxx, Rhys Ifans, Darlene Love

Aired: December 19, 2001

Marisa Tomei, Lenny Kravitz
E74 - Marisa Tomei, Lenny Kravitz

Aired: December 20, 2001

Peter Jennings, Tom Ryan
E75 - Peter Jennings, Tom Ryan

Aired: December 21, 2001

Ian McKellan, Phil Simms
E76 - Ian McKellan, Phil Simms

Aired: December 26, 2001

Rudolph Giuliani, P.O.D.
E77 - Rudolph Giuliani, P.O.D.

Aired: December 27, 2001

Lauren Graham, Eddie Brill
E78 - Lauren Graham, Eddie Brill

Aired: December 28, 2001

Gwyneth Paltrow, Starsailor
E79 - Gwyneth Paltrow, Starsailor

Aired: January 07, 2002

Cate Blanchett, Timothy Treadwell
E80 - Cate Blanchett, Timothy Treadwell

Aired: January 08, 2002

Jennifer Connelly, Colin Soloway
E81 - Jennifer Connelly, Colin Soloway

Aired: January 09, 2002

What's "New for the Office" in 2002? The items Dave introduces include a Jack Daniels water cooler and a color printer that makes flapjacks. Also, throughout the night, various people walk onstage and gripe about Dave in French, Turkish, Russian and Japanese.

Jack Black, Foo Fighters
E82 - Jack Black, Foo Fighters

Aired: January 10, 2002

Tom Cruise, Tom Papa
E83 - Tom Cruise, Tom Papa

Aired: January 11, 2002

Ethan Zohn, Josh Hartnett, Remy Zero
E84 - Ethan Zohn, Josh Hartnett, Remy Zero

Aired: January 14, 2002

Cuba Gooding Jr., Jewel
E85 - Cuba Gooding Jr., Jewel

Aired: January 15, 2002

David Brenner, Howie Long, Jewel
E86 - David Brenner, Howie Long, Jewel

Aired: January 16, 2002

Cynthia Nixon, Mario Andretti, Willie Nelson & Rob Thomas
E87 - Cynthia Nixon, Mario Andretti, Willie Nelson & Rob Thomas

Aired: January 17, 2002

Darrell Hammond, Elayne Boosler, Willie Nelson & Lyle Lovett
E88 - Darrell Hammond, Elayne Boosler, Willie Nelson & Lyle Lovett

Aired: January 18, 2002

Jimmy Kimmell, Julie Bowen, Cracker
E89 - Jimmy Kimmell, Julie Bowen, Cracker

Aired: January 28, 2002

Bruce Willis, Ivan Neville
E90 - Bruce Willis, Ivan Neville

Aired: January 29, 2002

Tim Russert, Jason Schwartzman
E91 - Tim Russert, Jason Schwartzman

Aired: January 30, 2002

Merv Griffin, Phantom Planet
E92 - Merv Griffin, Phantom Planet

Aired: January 31, 2002

Regis Philbin, Steven Wright
E93 - Regis Philbin, Steven Wright

Aired: February 01, 2002

LL Cool J, John McEnroe
E94 - LL Cool J, John McEnroe

Aired: February 04, 2002

Amy Brenneman, Martin Rees, Shakira
E95 - Amy Brenneman, Martin Rees, Shakira

Aired: February 05, 2002

Disgraced Enron CEO "Kenneth Lay" sits in with the band, and is later seen shredding songsheets.

Adam Vinatieri, Chris Matthews
E96 - Adam Vinatieri, Chris Matthews

Aired: February 06, 2002

Mariska Harkitay, George Divoky, Alan Jackson
E97 - Mariska Harkitay, George Divoky, Alan Jackson

Aired: February 07, 2002

Andy Richter, Jake Johannsen
E98 - Andy Richter, Jake Johannsen

Aired: February 08, 2002

Janet Jackson, Enrique Iglesias
E99 - Janet Jackson, Enrique Iglesias

Aired: February 11, 2002

Stephanie makes her first report from Salt Lake City, in which she shows Dave a photo of her watching the opening ceremonies on TV; Dave can't stop staring at Janet Jackson's revealing outfit; Enrique Iglesias sings "Escape."

Denis Leary, India.Arie
E100 - Denis Leary, India.Arie

Aired: February 12, 2002

Kelly Clark, Jeri Ryan
E101 - Kelly Clark, Jeri Ryan

Aired: February 13, 2002

Calista Flockhart, Incubus
E102 - Calista Flockhart, Incubus

Aired: February 14, 2002

Colin Farrell, Colin Quinn
E103 - Colin Farrell, Colin Quinn

Aired: February 15, 2002

Ross Powers, Mila Kunis
E104 - Ross Powers, Mila Kunis

Aired: February 18, 2002

Casey FitzRandolph, Ashleigh Banfield
E105 - Casey FitzRandolph, Ashleigh Banfield

Aired: February 19, 2002

Simon Ammann, Kevin Bacon
E106 - Simon Ammann, Kevin Bacon

Aired: February 20, 2002

Halle Berry, Jonny Moseley
E107 - Halle Berry, Jonny Moseley

Aired: February 21, 2002

Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff Foxworthy
E108 - Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff Foxworthy

Aired: February 22, 2002

Jill Bakken and Vonnetta Flowers, Kelsey Grammer, Alanis Morissette
E109 - Jill Bakken and Vonnetta Flowers, Kelsey Grammer, Alanis Morissette

Aired: February 25, 2002

Martin Short, Jack Hanna
E110 - Martin Short, Jack Hanna

Aired: February 26, 2002

Stupid Human Tricks, Cher
E111 - Stupid Human Tricks, Cher

Aired: February 27, 2002

In honor of his recent nomination, Paul and the gang participate in a Grammy-themed edition of "Stump the Band;" during "Stupid Human Tricks," a fourteen-year-old girl performs "Feliz Navidad" with her nose; Cher sings "Song for the Lonely."

Tom Arnold, Nappy Roots
E112 - Tom Arnold, Nappy Roots

Aired: February 28, 2002

Cokie Roberts, Al Lubel
E113 - Cokie Roberts, Al Lubel

Aired: March 01, 2002

Ray Romano, Jason Kidd
E114 - Ray Romano, Jason Kidd

Aired: March 11, 2002

Regis Philbin, Andie MacDowell, Evelyn Glennie
E115 - Regis Philbin, Andie MacDowell, Evelyn Glennie

Aired: March 12, 2002

Rene Russo, Bob Sarlatte, The Chieftains
E116 - Rene Russo, Bob Sarlatte, The Chieftains

Aired: March 13, 2002

John McCain, The White Stripes
E117 - John McCain, The White Stripes

Aired: March 18, 2002

Dave mentions that Paul has been keeping himself busy, as he performed not only at this year's Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies, but also at the much-ballyhooed Liza Minelli-David Gest wedding; Dave continues to gloat over his Aftonbladet award, which he nonchalantly drinks from Stanley Cup-style; The White Stripes perform "Fell In Love With a Girl."

Jon Stewart, Kit Armstrong
E118 - Jon Stewart, Kit Armstrong

Aired: March 19, 2002

Dave asks Paul to play some Gene Pitney; the "Late Show Psychic Test Drive" finds Rupert driving Deborah Lynn around the city in a 2001 Chevy Malibu; Dave chats with boy genius Kit Armstrong.

Bonnie Hunt, N.E.R.D.
E119 - Bonnie Hunt, N.E.R.D.

Aired: March 20, 2002

Dave and Paul discuss the vernal equinox and the old wives tale that you're supposed to be able to stand an egg on its end at the moment of the equinox; Dave mentions that "Will It Float" is quickly becoming a fan favorite, then correctly predicts that a half-gallon of strawberry ice cream will float; N.E.R.D. performs "Rock Star."

Adam Arkin, Amy Sedaris, Midnight Oil
E120 - Adam Arkin, Amy Sedaris, Midnight Oil

Aired: March 25, 2002

Alan reports on what everybody was wearing at last night's Oscars (all the men wore tuxedos), while Adam Arkin promotes the critically-disdained sitcom Baby Bob.

Barbara Walters, Shannon McNally
E121 - Barbara Walters, Shannon McNally

Aired: March 26, 2002

Dave shows a (bogus) clip of the upcoming Baby Bob spin-off "Baby Jacques," which is just like the original show except everybody speaks in a French accent; a proud tradition continues as a Hello Deli customer goes on a Easter meatball hunt; Alan apologizes for his comments toward Gwyneth Paltrow on last night's show, then inadvertently insults Uma Thurman.

Peter Krause, Doris Kearns Goodwin
E122 - Peter Krause, Doris Kearns Goodwin

Aired: March 27, 2002

Eric Burdon of The Animals sits in; during the "Odd Catalogs" segment, Dave displays an ad for a "Government-seized and repossessed hairpiece blowout"; the Hi-Ho girls deliver a birthday cake to Tony; Doris Kearns Goodwin addresses rumors of plagiarism.

Robin Williams, Sevendust
E123 - Robin Williams, Sevendust

Aired: March 28, 2002

Biff shows footage of him harassing New Yorkers with a bullhorn; the New York National Guard presents the Top Ten; Sevendust (featuring Paul) performs "Angel's Son."

Andy Dick, Mike Britt
E124 - Andy Dick, Mike Britt

Aired: March 29, 2002

Mailbag: Tony's apparent sexiness forces George Clarke to drown his sorrows in a bucket of chicken at KFC; Dave shows off a tattoo on his leg that he wishes he didn't have (the ABC logo); after learning that Alan makes more money than him, Tony meets George at KFC.

Marv Albert, Charlotte Ross
E125 - Marv Albert, Charlotte Ross

Aired: April 01, 2002

Acid jazz legend Herbie Hancock sits in on keyboards; Dave orders Steph/Monty to buy French fries; Marv Albert shows off another one of his blooper reels.

Tim Robbins, Jimmie Walker, Cast of Oklahoma
E126 - Tim Robbins, Jimmie Walker, Cast of Oklahoma

Aired: April 02, 2002

During the latest Celebrity X-Ray Challenge, Dave persuades Rupert to lip sync a song from Oklahoma!

Michael J. Fox, Patti Smith
E127 - Michael J. Fox, Patti Smith

Aired: April 03, 2002

After Dave notices that Alan bears a slight resemblance to Fred MacMurray, the announcer and a Barbara Stanwyck stand-in recreate a scene from Double Indemnity. Also, Patti Smith sings "Dancing Barefoot."

Selma Blair, Dick Enberg
E128 - Selma Blair, Dick Enberg

Aired: April 04, 2002

Biff introduces footage from his latest trip to Yankees Spring Training in Florida, while a fully-packed suitcase is subjected to "Will It Float?"

Bob Newhart, Demetri Martin
E129 - Bob Newhart, Demetri Martin

Aired: April 05, 2002

Will Lee stands in for Biff on pin duty, and for his troubles he receives the tradition gift of Samsonite® luggage; during Mailbag, two "girl scouts" (Harold Larkin and Mike McIntee) destroy Paul's office for being behind on his cookie payments; ten members of the Coast Guard present the Top Ten.

Rosie Perez, George Miller
E130 - Rosie Perez, George Miller

Aired: April 08, 2002

In honor of his departure from The Early Show; Dave shows footage of moving men with cardboard boxes superimposed over Bryant Gumbel talking in mid-broadcast; "Survivor: Marquesas" also-ran Gina Crews demonstrates her talent for spitting watermelon seeds; George Miller brags that his grandfather invented the handshake.

John Ashcroft
E131 - John Ashcroft

Aired: April 09, 2002

Dave models a hideous pair of glasses he found in his house; a woman from Portland, Oregon rides around in Al Norwood's 2001 Honda S2000; Dave tries to get Attorney General John Ashcroft to sing, but only does so during the commercial breaks.

Sandra Bullock, Billy Norris, Sheryl Crow
E132 - Sandra Bullock, Billy Norris, Sheryl Crow

Aired: April 10, 2002

After his reluctance to sing on last night's show, Dave is appalled to find US Attorney General John Ashcroft crooning "When The Eagles Soars" on TRL; Alan impersonates Fred MacMurray again; Sheryl Crow sings "Soak Up The Sun."

Dee Dee Davis, Cameron Diaz, The Strokes
E133 - Dee Dee Davis, Cameron Diaz, The Strokes

Aired: April 11, 2002

Dave receives another comedy class project from Miss Markey's Kindergarten class, while The Strokes perform "Take It or Leave It."

Matthew Conaughey, John Witherspoon
E134 - Matthew Conaughey, John Witherspoon

Aired: April 12, 2002

Dave receives an unexpected birthday greeting from Osama Bin Laden; CBS Mailbag is interrupted to that the Hi-Ho girls can bring out Daddy's cake; ten Air Force pilots present the Top Ten.

Ashton Kutcher, Oliver Atukudzi
E135 - Ashton Kutcher, Oliver Atukudzi

Aired: April 22, 2002

Dave mentions that he bumped his head over the weekend, then comments on the recent drought in NYC.

Landon Shuffett, Seth Green, Elvis Costello
E136 - Landon Shuffett, Seth Green, Elvis Costello

Aired: April 23, 2002

Dave mentions that Saddam Hussein's novel Zabibah and the King was been turned into a musical, and then shows a (bogus) promo for it's upcoming debut in Baghdad; seven-year-old billiards trick shot artist Landon Shuffett blows Dave away by shooting a row of thirteen balls into the corner pocket; Elvis Costello performs "Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution)."

Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Walton, Bonnie Raitt
E137 - Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Walton, Bonnie Raitt

Aired: April 24, 2002

Dave mentions Paul's appearance on tonight's episode of Ed, and shortly afterwards Paul wears the fake mustache he had to wear for the role; Alan and the Barbara Stanwyck look-alike perform another scene from Double Indemnity; Bonnie Raitt sings "I Can't Help You Now."

Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg
E138 - Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg

Aired: April 25, 2002

Another "Incredible Dog Challenge" is postponed by rain; Dave wears his ugly red glasses again; Cee-Lo sings "Closet Freak."

The Rock, Dwayne Kennedy
E139 - The Rock, Dwayne Kennedy

Aired: April 26, 2002

Dave and Paul talk about wrestling in preparation of his interview with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. During CBS Mailbag, "Mayor Bloomberg" (Gerard) offers Dave some pot, and Alan Kalter promotes the video "Osama Gone Wild."

Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg
E140 - Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg

Aired: April 29, 2002

Dave shows various clips of Ted Danson looked scared/shocked from his recent miniseries Living With the Dead; Dave points out that the Late Show was chosen as the seventh greatest television program of all time; Paul Westerberg performs "Silent Film Star."

Incredible Dog Challenge, Debra Messing, Wilco
E141 - Incredible Dog Challenge, Debra Messing, Wilco

Aired: April 30, 2002

The Incredible Dog Challenge is finally held out on 53rd Street, and throughout the night three dogs compete through a series of hurdles and tubes.

Kirsten Dunst, Steve Nash, Angie Stone & The O'Jays
E142 - Kirsten Dunst, Steve Nash, Angie Stone & The O'Jays

Aired: May 01, 2002

An "Incredible Cat Challenge" is thwarted when George Clarke's cat won't go through the obstacle course; Kirsten Dunst promotes Spider-Man; after Angie Stone and the O'Jays perform "Wish I Didn't Miss You," the house band closes the show by performing "Love Train."

Tobey Maquire, Trey Anastasio
E143 - Tobey Maquire, Trey Anastasio

Aired: May 02, 2002

"Biff Henderson's America" visits the hamlet of Denver, Indiana; Dave comments on rumors that Bill Clinton may host a daytime talk show; Tobey Maguire does a really bad Rodney Dangerfield impression.

Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan
E144 - Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan

Aired: May 03, 2002

Mailbag: a letter about having your name mentioned on TV is somehow morphed into a request to see Alan getting the crap beat out of him. Later on in the segment, a letter about tornados has the same result, as an already bloodied Alan is further laid to waste. Also, Michael McIntee does a remote Top Ten from Central Park, while Jim Gaffigan discusses food and cleanliness.

Mary Tyler Moore, Norah Jones
E145 - Mary Tyler Moore, Norah Jones

Aired: May 06, 2002

The outside cam catches Spider-Man jacking a car; Dave and Mary Tyler Moore play catch; Norah Jones performs "Don't Know Why."

Richard Gere, Reggie Miller
E146 - Richard Gere, Reggie Miller

Aired: May 07, 2002

Dave moans and groans over his latest dental work; Dave shows (obviously phony) footage of Peter Jennings doing World News Tonight in a Spider-Man costume; Richard Gere makes first appearance on the show since 1983.

Will Ferrell, Tom Waits
E147 - Will Ferrell, Tom Waits

Aired: May 08, 2002

Dave and Paul take apart wedding announcements in the New York Times; a staffer in a Spider-Man outfit successfully hails a taxi; Will Ferrell tells Dave what it's like to run the NYC marathon.

Hugh Grant, Tony Hawk
E148 - Hugh Grant, Tony Hawk

Aired: May 09, 2002

Skateboarding great Tony Hawk demonstrates his wares out on 53rd Street.

Gillian Andersen, Jonathan Katz
E149 - Gillian Andersen, Jonathan Katz

Aired: May 10, 2002

With Biff on vacation, Steph/Monty handles the pushpins live via telephone; during Mailbag, Paul demonstrates a hidden talent for cartwheels, and then mysteriously disappears; a Mother's Day tradition is started when the moms of ten celebrities present the Top Ten list; Dave and Gillian Anderson make out.

Liza Minnelli
E150 - Liza Minnelli

Aired: May 13, 2002

Dave chats with the latest Survivor loser Robert "The General" DeCanio, while Liza Minnelli performs "Some People" from the musical Gypsy.

Kid Scientists, Allison Janney, Al Green
E151 - Kid Scientists, Allison Janney, Al Green

Aired: May 14, 2002

Nine guys in Spider-Man outfits, not to mention Dracula, Superman, and a cowboy cram themselves into a Subway restaurant; Tony Orlando dresses down Dave even though he interrupted him, then leaps into a chorus of "Knock Three Times"; when one of Lee Marek's kid scientists starts a very flammable demonstration, Dave demands that the band and everyone else onstage take for cover behind his desk.

Alec Baldwin, Ted Nugent
E152 - Alec Baldwin, Ted Nugent

Aired: May 15, 2002

Tony Mendez goes home with an audience member (see recap), while Dave and rocker/sportsman Ted Nugent cook rabbit.

Stupid Human Tricks, Natalie Portman, X-ecutioners, Xzhibit, Biohazard
E153 - Stupid Human Tricks, Natalie Portman, X-ecutioners, Xzhibit, Biohazard

Aired: May 16, 2002

Dave shows footage from rehearsal of Kenny McGowan tripping over the "Will It Float" tank; Biff visits the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Indy 500 time trials; a participant in tonight's "Stupid Human Tricks" that can maneuver a tennis racquet all over his body flirts with Natalie Portman in the green room.

Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian Regan
E154 - Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian Regan

Aired: May 17, 2002

Mailbag: Martha Stewart fills in for Biff on the pushpin board, Harold Larkin goes hitchhiking, and Tony is humiliated on Blind Date. Also, Brian Regan comments on his inability to spell names correctly.

Vecepia Towerey, Hilary Swank, The Firecrackers
E155 - Vecepia Towerey, Hilary Swank, The Firecrackers

Aired: May 20, 2002

Steph/Monty is mentioned in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly; Dave calls New York Highway Superintendent Drew Outhouse to resolve an awkward social situation; The Kalter Twins perform "I've Got You Babe"; The Firecrackers, a synchronized jump rope team, demonstrate their wares on-stage.

Diane Sawyer, Jesse Martin
E156 - Diane Sawyer, Jesse Martin

Aired: May 21, 2002

Dave shows real footage of a woman being questioned on the news wearing a Late Show t-shirt; Diane Sawyer brags about her recent weight loss; Dave chats with Australian teen Jesse Martin, the youngest person ever to sail around the world solo.

Jennifer Lopez, April Kleinschmidt, Patty Loveless
E157 - Jennifer Lopez, April Kleinschmidt, Patty Loveless

Aired: May 22, 2002

Trumpter Terence Blanchard sits in; in honor of David Blaine's recent stunt in which he stands on a eighty-foot platform for several days, George Clarke attempts to stand on a folding chair for the duration of the show; Dave chats with April Kleinschmidt, the sole graduate of the Class of 2002 at Harrold High School in South Dakota.

Jon Favreau, David Rakoff, Anton Figg
E158 - Jon Favreau, David Rakoff, Anton Figg

Aired: May 23, 2002

Alan asks passerby for their reaction to the new Star Wars prequel and ends up making a scene. Also, Anton Fig and Ivan Neville perform "Inside Out" from the CBS Orchestra drummer's new album, Figments.

Charles Grodin, Wendy Liebman
E159 - Charles Grodin, Wendy Liebman

Aired: May 24, 2002

Dave announces that Paul will be called Pablo this summer, which will go into effect immediately; Dave promises tonight's show will be "smooth and suave"; during Mailbag, an audience member asks Dave what his most embarrassing moment was, and we watch a (phony) clip of Dave performing with The Firecrackers last week.

Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Dreesen, Goo Goo Dolls
E160 - Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Dreesen, Goo Goo Dolls

Aired: June 03, 2002

While showing photos from her trip to the Indianapolis 500, Dave calls Steph/Monty "Dutch"; the snake lady performs again on "Is This Anything?"; Tom Dreesen tells various tales of Hollywood hobnobbing.

Celine Dion, Helio Castroneves
E161 - Celine Dion, Helio Castroneves

Aired: June 04, 2002

Dave accuses Rupert of product placement on "May We See Your Photos, Please"; Alan addresses the Queen of England in a rather inappropriate way; Celine Dion performs "I'm Alive" and jumps into the audience.

Chris Rock, Jack Johnson
E162 - Chris Rock, Jack Johnson

Aired: June 05, 2002

Dave and Paul try to figure out a strange gesture that Celine Dion made during her TV concert earlier that week. Later, Chris Rock talks about Don King and Bucky Dent.

Nicolas Cage, Abi Thomas, Jimmy Eat World
E163 - Nicolas Cage, Abi Thomas, Jimmy Eat World

Aired: June 06, 2002

An audience member explains to Dave how to pronounce the name of her hometown: "You're saying Morristown. It's not Morristown. It's Morristown." Also, Dave chats with Abi Thomas, a jogger who was attacked by a bear at Yellowstone National Park.

Zach Braff, Kathleen Madigan
E164 - Zach Braff, Kathleen Madigan

Aired: June 07, 2002

Mailbag: "Is This Anything?" fave Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl stands next to Biff while he puts the pushpins in the map; twelth floor receptionist Art Garfunkel provides his own on-hold music; Alan beats the crap out of an Amish guy, then when Dave explains that the Amish are pacifists, Alan heads back to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, accuses the Amish guy of being brainwashed by Dave, and beats him up again.

Christian Slater, David Bowie
E165 - Christian Slater, David Bowie

Aired: June 10, 2002

Dave comments on the Nets' playoff run; Alan performs another scene from Double Indemnity, this time with a Edward G. Robinson stand-in; David Bowie performs "Slow Burn."

Sarah Michelle Gellar, John McEnroe
E166 - Sarah Michelle Gellar, John McEnroe

Aired: June 11, 2002

Sarah Michelle Geller promotes Scooby-Doo while John McEnroe tells Dave a funny story about getting thrown out of the Australian Open back in his playing days.

Freddie Prinze, Jr., Alicia Keys
E167 - Freddie Prinze, Jr., Alicia Keys

Aired: June 12, 2002

Dave and Paul talk about their cholesterol levels; Freddie Prinze, Jr. promotes Scooby-Doo; Alicia Keys sings "How Come You Don't Call Me?"

Jodie Foster, Jack Hanna
E168 - Jodie Foster, Jack Hanna

Aired: June 13, 2002

Matt Damon, Marc Maron
E169 - Matt Damon, Marc Maron

Aired: June 14, 2002

Biff does his pushpin schtick live from the Grand Canyon, and Dave persuades him to yell "Hey, Mommy!" just to see if there's an echo. Also, Paul does a somewhat convincing James Brown impression, suffers a nervous breakdown onstage, and Dave comes by to bring him his cape.

Stupid Human Tricks, Tom Cruise, The Flatlanders
E170 - Stupid Human Tricks, Tom Cruise, The Flatlanders

Aired: June 17, 2002

Dave takes inventory of all his favorite clips (the "wild dingo," the baby owl eating the mouse, Dubya looking confused, etc.); Tom Cruise shows off his braces; during a segment called "Don't Try This At Home," Mike McIntee sprays Windex into his mouth.

Ellen DeGeneres, Al Franken
E171 - Ellen DeGeneres, Al Franken

Aired: June 18, 2002

George Clarke stands on the roof of the Studio 54 building to hit golf balls, hoping to go over the Ed Sullivan Theater and break glass on the WPI building on its far side. After successfully breaking one window, Steph/Monty, Alan, and Al Franken each take a few swings at the windows.

Piedmont Birdcallers, Lauren Ambrose, Moby
E172 - Piedmont Birdcallers, Lauren Ambrose, Moby

Aired: June 19, 2002

The bird callers of Piedmont High School demonstrate their wares once more; Moby sings "We Are Made of Stars."

Harrison Ford, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
E173 - Harrison Ford, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead

Aired: June 20, 2002

The U.S. National Team presents "Top Ten Ways to Get Americans Excited About Soccer;" Dave brags about buying his first car at Harrison Ford; The Trail of Dead performs "Relative Ways."

Connie Chung, Gary Mule Deer
E174 - Connie Chung, Gary Mule Deer

Aired: June 21, 2002

Biff and Bruce Willis push pins in Hawaii during CBS Mailbag, while Dave lands on the cover of "Martha Stewart Living."

Will Smith, Landon Donovan, Yo Yo Ma & The Silk Road Project
E175 - Will Smith, Landon Donovan, Yo Yo Ma & The Silk Road Project

Aired: June 24, 2002

Will Smith promotes "Men In Black 2," while the US Men's World Cup Soccer Team holds an exhibition on the roof of the theater.

National Hollering Champions, Adam Sandler, Trik Turner
E176 - National Hollering Champions, Adam Sandler, Trik Turner

Aired: June 25, 2002

Dave makes several enlightening remarks about the National Hollerin' Champions from North Carolina, who later perform their winning hollers; Adam Sandler plugs Mr. Deeds.

Tom Brokaw, Bow Wow
E177 - Tom Brokaw, Bow Wow

Aired: June 26, 2002

Dave reads from random wedding announcements in the New York Times in a segment called "Will It Last?"

Michelle Williams, Barry Sonnenfeld
E178 - Michelle Williams, Barry Sonnenfeld

Aired: June 27, 2002

The audience is victorious once more when they play "Stump the Band." Later, Dave shows a very obnoxious commerical for the upcoming G-8 Summit.

Christina Ricci, Daniel Tosh, Ben Kweller
E179 - Christina Ricci, Daniel Tosh, Ben Kweller

Aired: June 28, 2002

The "Late Show CBS Mailbag Biff Henderson Map Across America Summer Tour" lands at the Statue of Liberty. Later, Ben Kweller performs "Wasted and Ready."

Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton
E180 - Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton

Aired: July 08, 2002

Biff goes out in van, annoying people with a bullhorn. Later, Steph/Monty asks "Road to Perdition" star Tom Hanks, "During the filming, did the crew see or touch any monkeys?"

Stupid Pet Tricks, Jude Law, rubyhorse
E181 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Jude Law, rubyhorse

Aired: July 09, 2002

Zeke, the "Rabid Dingo" that bit Dave in June 2000, makes a return appearance on "Stupid Pet Tricks." Later, rubyhorse sings "Sparkle."

Robin Williams, Pat Green
E182 - Robin Williams, Pat Green

Aired: July 10, 2002

Dave talks about a snake in his house; Alan Kalter seduces a CPR dummy during a segment called "What's New for Summer;" Pat and Kenny read a transcript of Oprah's interview with Jennifer Lopez; Robin Williams promotes a movie and a broadway show.

Paul Newman, Counting Crows
E183 - Paul Newman, Counting Crows

Aired: July 11, 2002

Dave plays "Know Your Current Events" with the audience. Later, Paul Newman talks about auto racing while promoting "Road to Perdition."

Nathan Lane, Hugh Fink
E184 - Nathan Lane, Hugh Fink

Aired: July 12, 2002

Biff's Summer Tour stops at Niagara Falls. Meanwhile, during CBS Mailbag, George Clarke talks about his plans for the Fourth of July; Alan Kalter struts his "mastery" of the French language.

Serena Williams, Tom Arnold, Dave Matthews Band
E185 - Serena Williams, Tom Arnold, Dave Matthews Band

Aired: July 15, 2002

Dave admits to being in a disproportionatly good mood during a segment called "Late Show Newsmakers;" the Dave Matthews Band becomes the second band ever to perform on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater.

Catherine Keener, Mario Batali, Solomon Burke
E186 - Catherine Keener, Mario Batali, Solomon Burke

Aired: July 16, 2002

Steph/Monty and Dave play another round of "Psychic Sandwich." Later, Dave wrecks havoc during a cooking segment with New York restaurant owner Mario Batali.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Etta James
E187 - Sarah Jessica Parker, Etta James

Aired: July 17, 2002

Sarah Jessica Parker talks about her unborn child; Alan appears to be on the brink of sanity; Dave stumps the audience with a "Beach Quiz."

Geena Davis, Robert Plant
E188 - Geena Davis, Robert Plant

Aired: July 18, 2002

Just for the hell of it, the annual "Late Show Holiday Quarterback Challenge" is held in the middle of July; Dave quizzes the audience with "Know Your Current Events;" Robert Plant sings "Darkness, Darkness."

Ted Koppel, Wendy Liebman
E189 - Ted Koppel, Wendy Liebman

Aired: July 19, 2002

Biff's latest stop on his tour is Washington, DC; Dave chats with "Martha Stewart" (Gerard) and her lawyer made of pine cones during CBS Mailbag; Ted Koppel shows off his impeccable comic timing, then delivers a cape to Paul for his Friday night breakdown.

Haley Joel Osment, Bill Scheft, Dashboard Confessional
E190 - Haley Joel Osment, Bill Scheft, Dashboard Confessional

Aired: July 22, 2002

George Clarke flies a kite from a taxi; Haley Joel Osment promotes his movie, "The Country Bears;" Dashboard Confessional performs "Saints and Sailors."

Kristen Johnson, Kinky
E191 - Kristen Johnson, Kinky

Aired: July 23, 2002

Rupert goes golfing; Calvert DeForest turns 81; Kristen Johnston promotes her appearance in Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" in Central Park.

Dana Carvey, Ben Kilham
E192 - Dana Carvey, Ben Kilham

Aired: July 24, 2002

Dave chats with a "bear rehabilitator;" Dana Carvey promotes his movie "Master of Disguise;" the "Charts and Graphs" segment reveals that the contents of Ding Dongs are 50% Dings and 50% Dongs.

Amy Sedaris, Chazz Palminteri, Weezer
E193 - Amy Sedaris, Chazz Palminteri, Weezer

Aired: July 25, 2002

During "Know Your Current Events," Dave seems to fixate on attractive women. Later, Weezer plays "Keep Fishin'."

Bill Cosby, Tift Merritt
E194 - Bill Cosby, Tift Merritt

Aired: July 26, 2002

During "CBS Mailbag," Paul exaggarates some of the many great tourist destinations of his hometown in Ontario. Later, Bill Cosby talks about his Congressional Medal of Honor.

Julia Stiles, Mike Daisey, Wyclef Jean
E195 - Julia Stiles, Mike Daisey, Wyclef Jean

Aired: July 29, 2002

It's the dog days of summer, which might explain why Biff is sitting on a block of ice. Later, Julia Stiles talks about her hair.

Joan Rivers, Zooey Deschanel
E196 - Joan Rivers, Zooey Deschanel

Aired: July 30, 2002

Dave and Rupert play "The Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge." Tonight's celebrity is James Caan.

Blaine Mayhugh, Joaquin Phoenix, Little Richard
E197 - Blaine Mayhugh, Joaquin Phoenix, Little Richard

Aired: July 31, 2002

Dave reads articles from obscure newspapers in a segment called "Small Town News." Later, Little Richard sings "Good Golly, Miss Molly."

Mike Myers, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
E198 - Mike Myers, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band

Aired: August 01, 2002

Mike Myers promotes "Austin Powers in Goldmember" and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performs "The Rising."

Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Mitch Hedberg
E199 - Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Mitch Hedberg

Aired: August 02, 2002

Biff's Summer Tour continues as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band perform "Lonesome Day."

Matthew Perry, The Vines
E200 - Matthew Perry, The Vines

Aired: August 19, 2002

Dave welcomes "Friends" star Matthew Perry, who is promoting a new movie. Meanwhile, a performance by the Aussie rock group The Vines blows the audience (and Dave) away.

Robin Williams, James Taylor
E201 - Robin Williams, James Taylor

Aired: August 20, 2002

Sitting in with the band tonight is an unknown winner from the previous night's Teen Choice Awards. Later, Robin Williams plugs "One Hour Photo."

Al Pacino, Roger Clemens
E202 - Al Pacino, Roger Clemens

Aired: August 21, 2002

Dave shows a timeline of President Bush's vacation, while Al Pacino promotes the movie "Simone."

Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Ryan
E203 - Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Ryan

Aired: August 23, 2002

Biff pushes pins into a map right in front of the famous Hollywood sign in L.A.; Alan and his twin brother Rick appear on "American Idol"; upon hearing of a proposed talk show hosted by Bill Clinton on CBS, Dave shows a promo for NBC's "The Saddam Hussein Show."

Stupid Human Tricks, Jimmy Fallon, Dirty Vegas
E204 - Stupid Human Tricks, Jimmy Fallon, Dirty Vegas

Aired: August 26, 2002

"SNL" star Jimmy Fallon promotes the MTV Video Music Awards, which he's hosting.

Chris Elliot, Eliza Dushku, Dixie Chicks
E205 - Chris Elliot, Eliza Dushku, Dixie Chicks

Aired: August 27, 2002

Dave announces that tomorrow night Paul will be inducted into the National Black Sports and Entertainment Hall of Fame. Later, Chris Elliott and Dave reminiscense.

John Travolta, Nelly
E206 - John Travolta, Nelly

Aired: August 28, 2002

Dave forces Steph/Monty to ask John Travolta, "How can I get in touch with the other Sweathogs?"

Caroline Rhea, Jake Gyllenhall
E207 - Caroline Rhea, Jake Gyllenhall

Aired: August 29, 2002

Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Osama congratulates Dave for nine years at CBS; Jake Gyllenhall promotes "Moonlight Mile."

Martin Short, Lewis Black
E208 - Martin Short, Lewis Black

Aired: August 30, 2002

Biff Henderson ends his tour of the US during the "CBS Mailbag" segment (final stop: Mt. Rushmore) as Dave chats with "Dr. Steven Hatfill" (Gerard). Later, Dave welcomes "Jiminy Glick" star Martin Short.