E1 - Get Rich Quick

Aired: July 14, 2002

Oxford professor Adonis Cnut is invited to join the Council for International Progress, a shadowy organization which controls the world. First he must convince the British public to eat GM foods, so he sends Albumen to take part in a 'get rich quick' scheme.

E2 - Prepare to Meteor Maker

Aired: July 21, 2002

When a council member announces that a meteor is due to hit Plant Earth, Cnut, Albumen and Dr. Awkward take to the skies in a hot air balloon to escape the impending disaster.

E3 - May as Well Face It, You're Addicted to Fudge

Aired: July 28, 2002

Cnut strives to convince the Prime Minister that going to war with Cuba will help to ensure his victory in the Euro referendum.

E4 - Double First

Aired: August 04, 2002

Adonis is the prime suspect when his rival, Professor Brinsley, is murdered.

E5 - The Unhappy Eater

Aired: August 11, 2002

Adonis Cnut strives to cure the Prime Minister from his bout of depression.

E6 - Just a Minute

Aired: August 18, 2002

Albumen is sick and Adonis has a new television show, however when it's cancelled, he discovers a nasty truth about Nixon and Kissinger. Is it linked to Albumen's illness?