E1 - A Day in the Life Of

Aired: September 02, 1981

A TV crew arrive to shadow Thorpe for a day. He has primed Norman to give a glowing report but Norman keeps fluffing his lines, leaving Glover is only too keen to take over.

E2 - The Right Honourable Gentleman

Aired: September 09, 1981

Extreme right-wing MP Sir Julian Briggs is admitted to the ward, angering socialist Figgis, though Thorpe is anxious to get him on side as the hospital faces closure.

E3 - Adam's Rib

Aired: September 16, 1981

When new doctor Amy Glossop starts on the ward, Thorpe is initially hostile due to her gender, though both Glover and Norman have fallen in love with her.

E4 - Postman's Knock

Aired: September 23, 1981

Believing that Glover is lonely, Figgis writes an anonymous letter in character as Glover to agony aunt Clare Butterfield, who is annoyed by the writer's arrogance. However, Glover has answered an ad and is expecting a visit from the free-thinking Leonora.

E5 - Accident

Aired: September 30, 1981

Norman witnesses an accident outside the hospital gates involving Thorpe and young speed freak Ronnie, though it is the doctor who would appear to be in the wrong when his breath sample proves positive. Figgis and Glover stage a mock trial to get Norman to divulge the truth.

E6 - Dear Diary

Aired: October 07, 1981

Norman has been keeping a diary and Figgis and Glover are anxious to see what he's written about them. On stealing the diary, they find that most of the entries are fantasies in which Norman is the brave patient soothing everybody else's nerves, as well as inventing a romance between himself and the notoriously icy Nurse Bradley.

E7 - These You Have Loved

Aired: October 14, 1981

Figgis takes exception to the hospital radio run by nurse Victoria and, when she accidentally leaves her recording equipment, spices things up by taping and broadcasting one of Thorpe's tirades.

E8 - Away for Christmas

Aired: December 24, 1981

On Christmas Eve, the ward gets a new patient, eight year old elected mute Danny, a known arsonist whose parents are abroad. Figgis dresses up as Santa Claus to steal presents for him from the children's ward but is rumbled and has to escape, getting the benefits of kisses from nurses who mistake him for the hospital's other Santa.