E1 - YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Aired: March 02, 2020

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

E2 - News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Aired: March 09, 2020

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

E3 - “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Aired: March 16, 2020

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

E4 - Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Aired: March 30, 2020

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

E5 - Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Aired: April 06, 2020

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

E6 - BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Aired: April 27, 2020

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

E7 - News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Aired: March 30, 2020

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

E8 - Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Aired: April 13, 2020

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

E9 - A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Aired: April 20, 2020

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

E10 - U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

Aired: May 04, 2020

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

E11 - Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

Aired: May 11, 2020

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

E12 - Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

Aired: May 18, 2020

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

E13 - God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

Aired: May 25, 2020

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

E14 - My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Aired: June 01, 2020

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

E15 - Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Aired: June 22, 2020

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

E16 - Good Morning, River View High!

Aired: June 08, 2020

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

E17 - Welcome to Bug News

Aired: June 15, 2020

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

E18 - Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Aired: June 29, 2020

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

E19 - I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

Aired: July 06, 2020

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

E20 - Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Aired: July 13, 2020

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

E21 - All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Aired: July 27, 2020

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

E22 - Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Aired: August 03, 2020

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

E23 - True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Aired: August 10, 2020

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

E24 - Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Aired: August 17, 2020

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

E25 - Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Aired: August 24, 2020

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.