E1 - Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Aired: September 09, 2019

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

E2 - Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

Aired: September 09, 2019

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

E3 - Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Aired: October 14, 2019

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

E4 - You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Aired: October 21, 2019

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

E5 - Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Aired: October 28, 2019

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

E6 - Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Aired: November 04, 2019

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

E7 - On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Aired: November 11, 2019

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

E8 - Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Aired: November 18, 2019

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

E9 - "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Aired: November 25, 2019

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

E10 - Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Aired: December 02, 2019

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

E11 - Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Aired: December 09, 2019

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

E12 - Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Aired: December 16, 2019

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

E13 - We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Aired: December 23, 2019

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

E14 - One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Aired: December 30, 2019

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

E15 - True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Aired: January 06, 2020

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

E16 - Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Aired: January 06, 2020

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

E17 - Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Aired: January 13, 2020

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

E18 - Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Aired: January 20, 2020

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

E19 - Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Aired: January 27, 2020

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

E20 - Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

Aired: February 03, 2020

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

E21 - Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Aired: February 10, 2020

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

E22 - Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Aired: February 17, 2020

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

E23 - Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Aired: February 24, 2020

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.