E1 - Pop the Astronaut

Aired: September 23, 1969

E2 - The Happening That Happened in Taxes

Aired: September 30, 1969

E3 - You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try

Aired: October 07, 1969

E4 - The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son

Aired: October 14, 1969

E5 - Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday

Aired: October 21, 1969

E6 - John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits

Aired: October 28, 1969

E7 - The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You

Aired: November 04, 1969

E8 - Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two

Aired: November 11, 1969

E9 - Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters

Aired: November 18, 1969

E10 - There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is

Aired: November 25, 1969

E11 - It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better

Aired: December 02, 1969

E12 - He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round

Aired: December 09, 1969

E13 - The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens

Aired: December 16, 1969

E14 - Episode 14

Aired: December 23, 1969

Barbara Bain plays a journalist who is hired by a newspaper to locate and expose the infamous San Fernando Red, operating at a nearby carnival. In "The Silent Spot," Red "helps" his wife prepare for a New Year's eve party and causes nothing but trouble.

E15 - Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free

Aired: December 30, 1969

E16 - You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back

Aired: January 06, 1970

E17 - If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?

Aired: January 13, 1970

E18 - There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business

Aired: January 20, 1970

E19 - Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?

Aired: January 27, 1970

E20 - Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?

Aired: February 03, 1970

E21 - When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country

Aired: February 10, 1970

E22 - People Who Like People Are Cannibals

Aired: February 17, 1970

E23 - The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas

Aired: February 24, 1970

E24 - Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home

Aired: March 03, 1970

E25 - Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With

Aired: March 10, 1970

E26 - He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe

Aired: March 17, 1970

E27 - San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible

Aired: March 24, 1970

E28 - Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home

Aired: March 31, 1970

E29 - Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars

Aired: April 07, 1970